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The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling

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December 2012–January 2013, no. 347

The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling

Little, Brown (Hachette), $39.99 hb, 503 pp, 9781408704202

The Casual Vacancy by J.K. Rowling

by
December 2012–January 2013, no. 347

In the opening pages of The Casual Vacancy, a man named Barry Fairbrother collapses and dies in the car park of the Pagford Golf Club. For the next seven chapters, news of his premature demise spreads through the small English town. Reactions vary.

‘Fairbrother’s dead? … Good God … He wasn’t much past forty was he?’
‘Gavin was only playing squash with him on Thursday.’
‘Good God. Just goes to show you, doesn’t it? Just goes to show. Hang on. Mum wants a word.’
‘Christ, it puts everything in perspective, though, doesn’t it, eh?’
‘He’ll have had a massive cerebral haemorrhage. His poor, poor wife … she’s absolutely devastated.’
‘Bloody hell …What was he, forty? … Goes to show, doesn’t it? … Got to watch yourself.’
‘Do you think I should put something on the website?’
‘He’s … fuck, he’s dead! … Jesus Christ! Jesus fucking Christ! … I play squash with him. He’s only forty-four! Jesus Christ! … I can’t believe it. We only played squash on Thursday. I can’t – Jesus.’
‘Oh yeah, I heard.’
‘Mr Barry Fairbrother, who has coached our extremely socksess … success … successful girls’ rowing team for the past two years, has died … died … last night ... Who laughed? … Who laughed?’
‘I DI’N DO NOTHIN’, YOU PRICK!’
‘No! How?’
‘Is this a joke?’

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